10 REASONS WHY NIGERIA IS CURRENTLY AHEAD OF OTHER NATIONS
Nigeria isn't as bad as the world thinks. Actually we are leading the world and this is why; 1. Other nations are still advocating for animal rights but in Nigeria, animals now make millions on a daily basis (recently a mysterious snake swallowed 36 million naira in a government agency) and rats have the political power to remove a sitting President from office, hence renovations worth millions. Nigerian VISA must be top priority in the animal Kingdom now lol. 2. Other nations still have issues with unemployment. In Nigeria, there is so much job that we give out appointments to the dead and recall corrupt people to handle public positions and the government trusts them to do so with all honesty. 3. In other nations, voting age is 18+ (for adults). In Nigeria, depending on the region, we so compassionately allow kids their right to vote and be voted for. Awwww! 4. In other nations, the absence of corruption makes life better for citizens, in Nigeria it...