10 REASONS WHY NIGERIA IS CURRENTLY AHEAD OF OTHER NATIONS

Nigeria isn't as bad as the world thinks. Actually we are leading the world and this is why;

1. Other nations are still advocating for animal rights but in Nigeria, animals now make millions on a daily basis (recently a mysterious snake swallowed 36 million naira in a government agency) and rats have the political power to remove a sitting President from office, hence renovations worth millions. Nigerian VISA must be top priority in the animal Kingdom now lol.

2. Other nations still have issues with unemployment. In Nigeria, there is so much job that we give out appointments to the dead and recall corrupt people to handle public positions and the government trusts them to do so with all honesty.

3. In other nations, voting age is 18+ (for adults). In Nigeria, depending on the region, we so compassionately allow kids their right to vote and be voted for. Awwww!

4. In other nations, the absence of corruption makes life better for citizens, in Nigeria it's the reverse. What a unique nation!

5. In other nations, merit precedes public appointments but in Nigeria, what is merit when our tribes exist? We are so original!

6. In Nigeria we refuse to allow the west define terrorists for us. Over here, secessionist groups with legitimate political aggressions are called terrorists while murderous terrorists are called ‘nomadic kinsmen’.

7. In other nations, the justice system is rigid and cruel to criminals. But in Nigeria, all a criminal need do to evade indictment and conviction is to switch allegiance to the ruling party. How merciful!

8. Other nations have weaklings as heads of states, they resign when there is a vote of no confidence on them or the faintest political pressure. In Nigeria, our president may be medically weak, but politically strong. They’d rather die in office than resign and watch their dear country suffer few hours of political uncertainty. How patriotic!

9. In Nigeria, the leadership is so focused that they can’t be distracted by news of ethnic cleansing and genocide in their country, they just have to ignore it and focus on more serious issues like getting more farmlands for herdsmen and marriage for female minors.

10. Nigeria and Nigerians are so loved by the international community that they respect our sovereignty. For instance, a hurricane in Chicago can last for weeks on the news headlines but the likes of CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera etc. continue to strategically ignore the daily ruthless and government neglected massacre of innocent Nigerians especially by the Fulani herdsmen. Shame on the UN and international mass media; NIGERIAN LIVES MATTER!!!

Nigeria is arguably the most interesting nation in the world right now. So much to write that dexterousness would fail me if I continue the list.

For all Nigerians, both at home and in diaspora, courtesy and morality demands that we can’t remain neutral during such a time as this, we MUST all get our Permanent Voters Card (PVC) to enable us appreciate the present administration for their laudable works, come 2019.

And for those who have sold or are willing to sell their conscience come 2019 polls, may the mysterious snake that swallowed the 36 million naira in government’s possession swallow your PVC 30 minutes to the election haha.

A wise man once said that “the hottest part of hell should be for those who maintain neutrality in the time of moral crisis.”

Ezeme Kingsley C.

Kingynelsy@gmail.com